Creating a really horrible monster!

The two aliens Abi and Bebi were discussing as they observed the earth.

A: You know these humans start to think that they rule the earth.

B: Yea, they are really horrible.

A: We should create a monster that will hunt them down.

B: Yes, that would do it! But it has to be a really horrible monster because they are already hunting the mammoths to extinction.

A: Hm... Something really horrible... It should be a hairy monster!

B: With fangs! And claws!

A: Yes! And it should love to torture and play with its prey if it doesn't eat it right away!

B: Oh, scary! And it should have a tail! And big ears and eyes that glow in the dark to hunt its prey with.

A: And it must be able to climb in trees and go into small caves so that the humans have no where to hide!

B: *starts chanting* We beg upon you, the holy genetic engineering machine, create this horrible monster that will keep humans awake at night, stalk them and also eat their food!

A: And it should lick them!

B: Lick them?!?

A: Yes, with a tongue that is like a rasp!

B: O, yes! *continues* And it should lick them with it rasp-like tongue!

A: And it should have sex infront of their children!

B: What? But that will not even be allowed in Hollywood movies!!!

A: We want a really really horrible monster, don't we?

B: OK, then, but this is starting to get too horrible... *chants* And it should have sex right infront of children!

B: I don't think humankind will ever survive this!

A: Neither do I, and if they do our monster will at least make sure their clothes are hairy and there's puke on their carpets!

B: Yea, like they would survive this! So... What should we call this monster? "mon" as in monster?

A: No, that's just not scary enough. Something about nightmares?

B: No, we want something more real! Like a disaster!

A: Hm... Like "cat" as in catastrophe!

B: Yea, that will do it!

A. Behold the monster: