Cat Quotes

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"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat" - Mark Twain

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens" - Abraham Lincoln

"With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?" - Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior" - Hippolyte Taine

"Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep"- John Dobbin

"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner" - Gary Smith

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals" - Winston Churchill

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well" - Missy Dizick

"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other" - Stephen Baker

"One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular"- Helen Thomson

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... - T.S. Eliot

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this" - Anonymous

"We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm" - Megan Coughlin

"A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat"- George Mikes

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer

"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."- George Mikes

"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul" - Jean Cocteau


"When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?" - Montaigne

"If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr" - Martin Buxbaum

"You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same" - Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time)

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference"- Charlotte Gray