|Welcome to Bob's Diner|

|Da menyou|

  a lymerick, by [nc-17]
  .........Welcome to Bob's Diner,
      ain't no place finer!
      The food is good,
       we're always in tha 'hood,
      and [The Bad Turkey] is a whiner!

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Lunch:

1. Bob's special of the day: Sun. grilled cheese, Mon. leg of lamb, Tues. leg of bob, Wed. somthing we found on the street, Thurs. hamburger, Fri. tacos we stole from Taco Bell, Sat. you don't want to know. $4.19
2. hamburger & fries $4.00
3. uncooked ham (a live pig) $10.24
4. a bowl of fresh lard $3.49
5. texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6. think of the nastiest thing youv'e ever seen or smelled... nope, nastier... yup thats it! $5.99
7. raw chicken liver with a dog drool sauce. $7.82
8. La Ham and cheese $2.30
9. Bob's Mama $1 an hour
10. garfield's mama $0.50 an hour
11. sirloin $6.00
12. Sir. Loin (some British guy) £6.00
13. boiled Chef Zef $0.99
14. 3-legged lamb - whole: $10.00/ each leg: $2.00
15. fried Alley Gator $5.00
16. Plain poodle: $3.00/ Extra crispy poodle: $3.50
17. Poo Stew $2.25
18. Mashed tators and dressed up alligators $5.50
19. Woops, I sneezed... Oh well, might as well put it to good use... "snot sandwich" $1.25
20. Roasted n00b $4.00
21. Bloody Rock $1.50
22. Flattened road kill squirrel $4.75
23. Fresh n00b with blood crutons $4.50
24. [*FROWNYS*]'s soup $1.12
25. Turkey Jerkey $0.50
26. A Jerkey Turkey $5.00
27. YO MOMMA with a side of fries and a large soda $0.00
28. [rolo]'s special: Mouse burger and french flies all for just $2.50
29. a live giant squid $3.72
30. Corn-dog covered with chocolate $2.31
31. Micheal Jackson's nose $10.75
32. elf on the cob $5.50/whole elf $9.25
33. [Spit Fire]'s mole 500,000.00
34. An Orange Chicken ¥300.00
35. Ground beef Carl $3.25
36. The Deep Fried Moose Combo $6.99
37. [moon_fire]'s kitty.......$o.ooo9 per hour..
38. viagra pill $300
39. gobbler....?
40. a big fat bowl of ramen ¥800.00
41. hootchie cootchie $2.00
42. This is for [wiccan wolf] Burgers from McDonalds $1.00
43. Make Your Own Road Kill (Brought to you by MatchBox) $ 6.90
44. Deep Fried Squirrel Quesadea $ 1.50
45. [gothic vampire];s mom....[offer any price you want....shes sleasy....umm....I mean easy]

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Breakfast:

1. Shakin' Bacon $1.50
2. Godzilla Eggs $1.20
3. Hash Browns $1.00
4. Hash Greens $1.00
5. Texas toast (this isn't really from texas) $2.00
6. French Toast (This isn't actually from France either) $3.50
7. French Fries (nope, still not from france...) $1.50
8. French Bread (NOT FROM FRANCE!!!) $1.25
9. Cornflakes with catsup $1.22
10. Omlette with marshmallow creme inside $3.33

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Dinner:

1. [nc-17]'s squeegey $0.10
2. DUSTIN'S MAMA and a condomn......we'll pay you...take it,we don't want "it".....
3. Sasmooko's Shoe $1.75
4. A leg [wiccan wolf] didn't want $Shoot something, or someone
5. Taco with cherries in the meat sauce $4.11
6. Chili with Junior Mints $2.45
7. Beef jerky with marshmallow creme $1.00
8. Clam chowdah with Oreos $2.35
9. Steak and Skittles $9.55
10. Chicken McNuggets in chocolate sauce $2.39
11. Peanut-butter and mayonnaise sandwich $0.99
12. Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken grissle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce $5.24
13. Donut and squid casserole $1.34 a slice
14. Cheese ravioli with rasins and chocolate sauce
15. Orange marmalade on Spam $Gargle with mayonaise
16. Hamburger topped with soy sauce, mayonnaise, and vanilla ice-cream (known affectionately as "The Booger Burger") $2.25
17. Cottage Cheese Ketchup soup, with fresh mint and chocolate chips $1.02
18. A sandwich of mayonaisse and Cheetos between two thin-mint Girl Scout cookies $0.05

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Dessert:

1. brownie-a-la-mode $2.00
2. crap-a-la-commode $2.00
3. artichoke pie $1.50
4. "cheese cake" (literally made of cheese) $1.75
5. Iced ice $0.50
6. Glazed rocks $0.75
7. Punkin Pie (full of fresh baked punks...) $2.00
8. Rake Cake (wanna do somthing special for your hard working rake for it's birthday? get this!) $1.75
9. n00b-a-la-blood $2.00
10. "Cow Pie" $2.00
11. Strawberry popsicle with ranch dressing $1.00
12. Lime jello with bacon bits $1.00
13. Fudge bars with little bits of corn inside, topped with carrot shavings $0.50
14. Chocolate-covered shrimp $3.47/lb
15. Magic-Shell-covered shrimp $4.47/lb
16. Starburst with garlic spread $take [The Bad Turkey] hostage
17. Carmel-coated lima beans $2.57/lb
18. Smores made with hamburger patties $1.01
19. Candy corn smothered in barbeque sauce with fresh dill and mayonnaise $2.30
20. Jelly nachos $1.11
21. Sauerkraut and tapioca pudding, topped with kidney beans $0.99
22. Peach marmalade with anchovies $0.89

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Drinks:

1. anything we can liquify in the blender $1.00
2. snot $1.00
3. urine $1.00
4. "mystery meat juice" $1.00
5. liquid lard $1.00
6. Sausage milkshake $1.00
7. goat milk $1.00
8. watered down tea $1.00
9. Turkey Milk $1.00
10. A Pint of Blood $0.50
11. A Quart of Blood $1.00
12. Rat Milk $1.00
13. Snow Coco $1.00
14. [gothic vampire]'s Coffee $1.00
15. warm jello (it liquifies!!) $0.44
16. Pickles and milk $1.00
17. Tang and Quik $1.00
18. A latte with shredded tuna $5.00

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Appetizers:

1. half a cracker $1,000,000
2. Bloody Rock $1.50
3. [moon_fire]'s (very little) Brain $2.00
4. Carmel-coated lima beans
5. [nc-17]'s intelligence (not a very big meal...) $0.25
6. Slice of maggot cheese $1.50
7. Tumble Weed $1,000.01
8. [wiccan wolf]'s big toe $0.0000000000001
9. [gothic vampire]'s finger $0.05
10. Crickets (a bowl full) $0.50
11. "Eye Rolls" $1.50
12. Corn on the toes $1.50

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JOIN BOB'S DINER!!!
You got served! At Bob's Diner that is!   ^^

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Don't see sumthin ya like on da menu? Well, add to it!

RULES: nothing sanitary

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STAFF:

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FOUNDERS: [Sir Soapy] and [The Bad Turkey]
MANAGER: [nokaredes]
CHEF: [PixieStickChick] (Chef Steph)
BATHROOM JANITOR: [Sir Soapy] A.K.A. [nc-17] and [n-c17](ya might wana hold it til ya get home!)
VICE MANAGER: [The Bad Turkey] (or so he claims)
CASHIER: [Kuro Neko](check your money twice if ya know what i mean)
FOOD TESTER: [nokaredes], of course, of course ^_^
WAITOR: [gothic vampire]
WAITRESS: [wiccan wolf]
PUBLICIST: any person who is willing to wear a billboard-shirt.
"KNUCKLEHEAD": [nokaredes]

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Bob's Links and Bob's Crap and reniD s'boB

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THIS "DINER" IS OWNED AND OPERATED BY [nokaredes] ('Tastes just like chicken!')