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Welcome to our wonderful diner! Come on in and have a seat at one of our fine tables, freshly imported from india and made of the finest materials. Before you order, how about quickly freshing up in our indoor bathrooms. They are cleaned every thirty minutes by a wonderfully delightful janitor. Finally, you can order from our menu. It is full of delicious delicasies and foreign foods. You are garunteed to love our food, especially with our low prices. Thank you for visiting, come again!
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