[29 things Girls want Guys to know]

1. We WANT to be hugged








2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.








3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES








4. Don't take us for granted.








5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.








6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!








7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.








8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.








9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...








10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!








11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes bc we love you.








12. Its not our job to make all the plans.








13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.








14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.








15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.








16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.








17. Stuart Townsend IS hot, so get over it.








18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)








19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.








20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!








21. The "little things" are really the biggest things








22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".








23. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.








24. We're sensitive.....








25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.








26. DON'T lie to us...EVER.








27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.








28. Hold our hand.








29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

28 Ways to make a girl smile...]








1. Tell her you think she’s beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if it’s just for a second
3. Kiss her every time you get a chance
4. Whisper sweet things in her ear
[5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.]
6. When she’s upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most
8. Call her baby or sweetie or something cute like that
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends
11. Write her notes, she LOVES them
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your GIRLFRIEND
13. Play with her hair
14. be playful with her. Wrestle. Tickle her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes
[17. Call her just to say you missed her]
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms
19. Carve your names into a tree
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her
21. Make her feel like a princess
22. Buy her little things … like candy … bears
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants
25. Look her into the eyes
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing
27. Kiss her in the rain
[28. If you're in love with her, tell her]


10 COMMANDMENTS OF BEING A TEEN
1) thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping. (do it while they are awake aswell!)
2) thou shall not smoke.(alcohol lasts longer)
3) thou shall not get arrested 4 vandilism.( destruction has a bigger effect)
4) thou shall not steal from parents.(every1 knows grandma has more $)
5) thou shall not get in fights.( just start them)
6) thou shall not skip class.( just take the whole day off)
7) thou shall not strip in class.(Hooters pays more)
8) thou shall not have sex.(as Nike says just do it)
9) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)
10) thou shall not argue wiv ne1 (cut the crap knock em out instead)


*roses are red, violets are blue, condoms break.........soo watch who u screw!!






[Miyuki]
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