We are two cats who have a very nice owner, called an 'Elle'. She's very kind to us, and often gives us nice little treats. So, in return, we like to offer her gifts in return, although, unfortunately, she does not seem to enjoy them much.

We both love science, physics, art and literature. We like to play, and we like other cats, especially kittens, and also human babies. We don't much like toddlers that tear around though, much too unsettling and highly unpredictable.

We do partake in the odd bit of catnip to help us relax.



We thought we could engineer the future
Just like the past
Never knowing that it would pass
We gaze at the stars
And trusted in our maths
But I like to stretch out
And frolick amidst the grass
Gaze up at the beaticious stars
They reflect deep within my eyes
Stir my beating heart
Knowing that I am at one with the universe
Earth, air, fire, water
To die, to preserve, to warm, to cleanse
I am simple, within my thinking
Four legged, trustworthy and loyal
I feel the beat of the world
And I am languid in my knowledge
That I am more aware
Because I am animal
And this needs no format!


I etched this in the dirt, in my neighbour's garden. She did not seem to appreciate my poem.