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shortguy69 (Dont forget your prayers)

Member #6393 created: 2007-07-05 20:40:38Simple URL: http://www.cathug.com/shortguy69   
Email: shortmeister6@hotmail.com

Name: i like penut butter

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short sexy muscular skateboarder like sports can do the worm. Loves kitties and mountain dew. Have a cat that is half bobcat. Kat of mine seems to be retartad.
92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

96% of teens won't stand up for God. 3% say they will. The remaining 1% realize that God dosen't need humans to stand up for him.



10 commandments EVERY teen should follow*



1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
[why wait?]


2) Thou shall not do drugs.
[alcohol last longer]


3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
[Wal*Mart has a bigger selection!]


4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
[destruction has a bigger effect]


5)Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
[everyone knows grandma has more money]


6) Thou shall not get in fights.
[just start them]


7)Thou shall not skip class.
[just take the whole day off]


8) Thou shall not strip in class.
[Hooters pays more]


9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
[as Nike says,"Just do it."]


10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
[just leave them in the middle]




15 ways to make your parents think your insane!!


1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim on the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID, "COLORED PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED IN HERE."

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED,

"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK,

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK,

WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK,'

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK,

WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK,

AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK."

"BUT YOU SIR...

WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK,

WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN,

WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOU'RE RED,

WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU TURN BLUE,

AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE,

AND YET, YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED."

THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

PLEASE, COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP ERASE RACISM!!!!!

What to do for a girl to like you
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her.


Go!

Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm
Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home
Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm
Catastrophic, not again
I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline
I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene
Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections,
I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle

Fray the strings
Throw the shapes
Hold your breath
Listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm
I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt
Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions
I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battles

Locked in clutch
Pushed in place
Hold your breath
Listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

My end
It justifies my means
All I ever do is delay
My every attempt to evade
The end of the road and my end
It justifies my means
All I ever do is delay
My every attempt to evade
THE END OF THE ROAD!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OH!

When you think about that certain girl you dream about her and you dont no why. Most people have a crush on someone else when they are going out with someone. So if you were one of those people or are put this on your site.

"How Many Times?"

How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (2x)

[Violent J]
How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass
How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass?
How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?
Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife
Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about
Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out
How many times will I sit in a hot car?
Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour
Must be an accident, I hope nobody died
Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side
The gawkers roll and they creep slow
Hoping they can see a mangled body show
Some park, and stand there and watch it all
With their kids, they point, and fuckin stare (and just look)
I remember one time I was pulled over
Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over
People watching, hoping that he shoots me
I just wanted to choke the fucking head

[Chorus (2x)]
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry?

[Violent J]
How many times will I wait in a line?
It's three-thirty, I fuckin' got here at nine
I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute
Why am I here? to pay a fucking parking ticket
The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin bitch
No smiles, no help, you're just a piece of shit
I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it, forget it
Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket
How many times will a crackhead smoke crack
And ask me for some money cuz he wants crack
Give him money, again, he's coming back
Walk away, and here's another, "Gimme some crack"
How many time will a kid give a dirty look?
A little punk-ass bitch tryin to be a crook
I wrote the book, I was out robbin' liquor stores
When you were just a nut stain in your momma's drawers

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]
How many times will you steal my car stereo?
It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't you?
I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat
I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt cheek
How many times did I walk in, and just sit?
And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit
Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait
Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?
Yeah, can I walk into McDonald's, up to the counter
And tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder
Will they give me a cheeseburger if I know that shit?
Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip
How many times will a judge decide my fate?
Who is he? A bitch, nothing great
He takes shits, and fucks his old floppy wife
Plays with his balls and judges my life!

[Chorus (5x)]

"And who the fuck is he?
He judges my life"

Three Days Grace
"Pain"

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain

I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you're wounded
You know (You know you know you know you know)
That I'm here to save you
You know (You know you know you know you know)
I'm always here for you
I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you'll thank me later

Pain, without love
Pain, can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain

Age: 15Year of birth: 1993Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 8

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: USA-South Dakota

Exact place of living: Sin City

Favorite cat-races
Colorpoint ShorthairCornish RexExotic
Havana BrownJavaneseKorat
Maine CoonNorwegian Forest CatOcicat
RagaMuffinRussian BlueSingapura
Sphynx

Music
gothheavy metalpunk
rock

Other interests
animalsanimecars
catschasing the preferred sexcooking
dogshuntingparty
religionsportingwatching sport

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 213


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