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LAYER ONE:
** Name:Donovan 
** Nickname:Don, Donny, D, Dons      ** Birth date: 8/5/91
** Birthplace: Great falls,mt       ** Current location: Montana
** Eye color: brown
** Hair color:black
** Height: 5,6
** IQ:how knows
** Righty or lefty: righty


LAYER TWO
** Your heritage: Navtive American,french,english
** Your weakness: girls
** Your fears:spiders
** Your perfect pizza:stuffed crust
** Goal you'd like to achieve:becoming a actor in movies
** Your favorite band: no doubt, black eyed peas
** Favorite Movies:there are so many dont really know


LAYER THREE
** Your most overused word: Shit & Fuck
** Your thoughts when first waking up: great another shity day
** Your best physical feature: eyes
** Your in-bed time: whenever i fall asleep
** Your most missed memory: my grandma


LAYER FOUR
** Smoke: no
** Cuss: a lil too much
** Sing: yeah...but not good
** Take a shower every day: yup
** Have a crush(es): yes
** Do you think you've been in love: yes
** Want to go to college: ya
** Want to get married: yes
** Believe in yourself: Sometimes
** Get motion sickness: sometimes
** Think you're attractive: no
** Think you're a health freak: hell no
** Get along with your parents: sometimes
** Like thunderstorms: ya
** Play an instrument: nope


LAYER FIVE
In the past Year have you
** Drank alcohol: no

** Smoked: no
** Done drugs: no
** Had sex: maybe
** Made out: Yeah
** Gone on a date: Yeah
** Gone to the mall: Yeah
** Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
** Eaten sushi:no               Been on stage: Yeah


** Gone skating: yep
** Made homemade cookies: yeah
** Gone skinny-dipping: no
** Dyed your hair: no
** Stolen anything: yes


LAYER SIX
Ever...
** Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
** Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
** Been caught doing something: lol all the time
** Gotten beaten up: Yeah

** Shoplifted: yeah
** Changed who you were to fit in: nope
** Slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex: Yeah


LAYER SEVEN
** Age you hope to be married: 20      ** Number of children: 1 or 2
** How do you want to die: at home next to my family
** Where do you want to go to college: UCLA or Montana state university
** What do you want to be when you grow up: an actor in hollywood
** What country would you most like to visit: england or rome
** Who is your most loved person: my grandma and my dod maggie
** Best first date location: movies
** Best first kiss location: outside under the stars


LAYER EIGHT
In a girl...
** Best eye colour: blue
** Best hair color: Brown or blonde
** Height: 5 feet something
** Best weight: That doesn't matter
** Best articles of clothing: none ;)


LAYER NINE
** Number of drugs taken illegally: nope
** Number of people I could trust with my life: one was my grandma the other is my my best friends
** Number of CDs that I own: i use mp3
** Number of piercings: none
** Number of tattoos: none yet
** Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: alot
** Number of scars on my body: dunno never counted
** Big injuries: i broke my arm
** Number of bones broken: 5
** Number of things in my past that I regret: to many to count
This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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put this in your house if your against racisim
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the
white man walked away...
[I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?!]


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Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration


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if your naughty, go to your room
if you want to be naughty, go to my room


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[If guys had periods
they would compare the size of their tampons]


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sex is good - sex is fine - doggy-style or 69 - just for fun - or getting paid - everyone loves getting laid - so if ya want me in the sack - lick ur lips and hit me back


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[Life is like guys in puberty...it gets hard every 10 min]


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BUBBA'S NEW TRUCK

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you?

I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Jo! e, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.


So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you

VANILLA PUDDING ROBBERY
This is just too funny not to share.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy & uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
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