I have the bestest friend ever.Her name is Heather and I love her.


what would you do if:
[1) I committed suicide:]
[2) I said I liked you:]
[3) I kissed you:]
[4) I lived next door to you:]
[5) I started smoking:]
[6) I stole something:]
[7) I was hospitalized:]
[8) I ran away from home:]
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there]
what do you think of my:
[1) Personality:]
[2) Eyes:]
[3) Face:]
[4) Hair:]
[5) Clothes:]
[6) Mannerisms:]
general stuff:
[1) Who are you?]
[2) Are we friends?]
[3) When and how did we meet?]
[4) How have I affected you?]
[5) What do you think of me?]
[6) What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
[7) How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
[8) Do you love me?]
[9) Have I ever hurt you?]
[10) Would you hug me?]
[11) Would you kiss me?]
[12) Would you make love to me?]
[13) Would you marry me?]
[14) Emotionally, what stands out?]
[15) Do you wish I was cooler?]
[16) On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
[17) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ]
[18) Am I loveable?]
[19) How long have you known me?]
[20) Describe me in one word.]
[21) What was your first impression? ]
[22) Do you still think that way about me now?]
[23) What do you think my weakness is?]
[24) Do you think I'll get married?]
[25) What about me makes you happy?]
[26) What about me makes you sad?]
[27) What reminds you of me?]
[28) What's something you would change about me? ]
[29) How well do you know me? ]
[30) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? ]
[31) Do you think I would kill someone? ]
[32) Are we close?]
[33) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]

a good friend will bail u out of jail, a best friend will be sitting by u saying that was frickin awesome.
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a good friend will help u with your problems, a best friend will brag how much worse theres were.
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Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
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[The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.]
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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
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Some people make the world special by just being in it.
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Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
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being schizophrentic isn't talking to yourself, it's pretending to be who you aren't.
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When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
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Good friends are like stars....you don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
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you made me feel special, but like you it was fake.
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Don't frown, you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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[takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to luv someone-- but a life time to forget someone]
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[the thing you love the most causes the most pain]
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friends listen to what u say best friends listen to what u dont
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[What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?]
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Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
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[Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints in your heart]

THIS IS LOVE





A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..





Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.





Guy: No, this is fun.





Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!





Guy: Then tell me you love me.





Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!








Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.





*Girl hugs him*








Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.








(In the paper the next day)








A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

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=(o.o)=
(")UU(") copy n paste this bunny into ur house to help him take ova the world!!!

The One Flaw in Women


By the time the Lord made woman he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Loard answered, " Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable. but not plastic, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everthing with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just ont ht standard model? That's too much work for one day.Waite until tomaorrow to finsh." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. Sh already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed "but I have also made her tough. You have no Idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?" asked the angel. The Lord replied, " Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something and reaching out touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model I told you tha tyou were trying to put to much into this one." " That is not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Loed said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneines, her greif and her pride." The angel was inpressed. " You are a genius, Lord. You have thought of everything!Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Woman have streangths that amaze men. They beat hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. THey don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hears break when a friend dies. They greive at the loss of a family member, yet they are stong when the think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heak a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They bring joy, hope nad love. THey have cvompassion and ideals. They gice moral support tot their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. 

~*10 Commandments of a Teenager*~



1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. [why wait?]



2--thou shall not do drugz [alcohol last longer]



3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
[Wal*Mart has a bigger selection]



4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. [destruction has a bigger effect]



5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
[every-1 knows grandma has more money]



6--thou shall not get in fights. [just start them]



7--thou shall not skip class. [just take the whole day off]



8--thou shall not strip in class. [hooters pays more]



9--thou shall not think about having sex.
[as nike says just do it]



10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. [just leave them in the middle]