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\ / Guys are like **STARS**.•¤**¤•
/.•*•.\¸.•¤**¤•.Even if there's a million,.•¤**¤•.
,.•¤**¤•. Only one will make all your
**DREAMS**come true.•¤**¤•





THIS IS LOVE








A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..








Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.








Guy: No, this is fun.








Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!








Guy: Then tell me you love me.








Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!












Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.








*Girl hugs him*












Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.












(In the paper the next day)












A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.


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(¨`•.•´¨)*A gIrL iS MuCh MoRe*(¨`•.•´¨)
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThAn ShE SeEmS*(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)
(`•.¸.•´)*NoT A ToY By AnY MeAnSA*(`•.¸.•´)
(¨`•.•´¨)*UnDeRNeAtH tHe MaKe-Up N' hAiR
(`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)*ThErE iS a SiGn SaYiN'
(`•.¸.•´)*'HaNdle WiTh CaRe*(`•.¸.•´)
•¤**¤••¤**¤••¤**¤••¤**¤••¤**¤••¤**¤••¤**¤••¤*


1. We WANT to be hugged alot





2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.





3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES!!!





4. Don't take us for granted.





5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.





6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!





7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.





8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.





9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...





10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!





11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes bc we love you.





12. Its not our job to make all the plans.





13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.





14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.





15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.





16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.








17. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)





18. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.





19. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!





20. The "little things" are really the biggest things





21. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".





22. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.





23. We're sensitive.....





24. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.





25. DON'T lie to us...EVER.





26. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.





27. Hold our hand.





28. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.





29. We like u to make the first move.





30. We love to be kisses...





true=t false=f
(t) been in love
(t) got drunk
(f) got stoned
(t) had sex
(f) had anal sex
(f) shoplifted
(f) been arrested
(t) had sex in public
(t) been caught having sex
(f) had sex with the same sex
(t) been in a threesome
(f) involved
(f) had phone sex
(f) walked in on a friend doin it
(f) walked in on parents
(t) had oral
(t) slept with someone just for sex
(f) masturbated to music