i have brown hair i am really good friends with gemma jones who on cathug is gemmy05 she is a really good mate and you should talk to her but i have excma all down my left side and i get called for it at school


A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.


Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)






A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.




If I were to show up at your house at 1 am. Would you...? (message me answers)
1. f**k me?
2. go down on me?
3. finger me/give handjob?
4. make out?
5. nothing?
6. hang out?
7. tell me to go away?
8. cuddle?
10. drink with me?
11. sleep with me?
12. ask me out?
13. make the first move?
14. watch a movie with me?
15. make me a midnight snack?
16. take a shower with me?
17. let me take control of you?
18. let me tie you up and let me be the boss?
19. tie me up and be the boss?