tall brown long hair hazel eyes very sexy and exceting in bed belive me


sex, drug, rock n’ roll
speed, weed, birth control
lifes a bitch, then you die
so fuck the world and lets get
 HIGH



"DON'T FALL ASLEEP"


We all dream and I prefer my dreams "the scarier the better". Killing zombies, howling at the moon, and battling evil is all in a good night's work for this decaying mind. These are the sweet images that haunt my dreams and I can honestly say that I have never been afraid of nightmares and actually prefer them most of the time. I guess that is why I love horror so much. Real life can be so much more terrifying. There is only one other kind of dream that puts a smile on my face, but I will keep those thoughts to myself

roses are red vilotes are blue
sugar is sweet so what are you

*Alnwick*

Alnwick is the worst town
The people here all get me down
Up mickys is where they go to smoke
  it’s a laugh it’s a joke!
Nothing to do hang round and mope
Behind the shops they do their dope

       *PINOCCHIO*

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about

splinters when they were having sex.

Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio

skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through

town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"


I'm only a cat,
and we'll get along fine...
As long as you know
I'm not yours... you're all mine!


my best mate micheala daley


(¨`•.•´¨) (¨`•.•´¨)
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´
  `•.¸.•´  Love you XoX






1.[Who are you?]
2. [Are we friends?]
3. [When and how did we meet?]
4. [Do you have a crush on me?]
5. [Would you kiss me?]
6. [Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
7. [Describe me in one word.]
8. [What was your first impression?]
9. [Do you still think that way about me now?]
10. [What reminds you of me?]
11. [If you could give me anything what would it be?]
12. [How well do you know me?]
13. [When's the last time you saw me?]
14. [Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
15. [Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?]


put and x for all the things you have done:
[x] smoked pot
[x] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[x] been in a fist fight.
[ ] had a threesome
[x] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] played 'clue'.
[x] been cheated on.
[ ] had a car.
[x] drove.
Do you...
[x] hate yourself.
[ ] think you're attractive.
[x] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] listen to rock.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] like the color blue.
[ ] like the color yellow.
[ ] cyber.
[ ] have a laptop.
Are you...
[x] bored.
[x] a virgin.
[x] lazy.
[x] single.
[ ] taken.
[x] looking.
[ ] not looking.
[x] scared to die.
[x] tired.
[ ] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[x] ticklish.
[ ] racist.
(X) BEEN DRUNK
(x) SMOKED POT
(X) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I RODE IN A TAXI
( ) HAD ANAL SEX
(X) BEEN IN LOVE
(x) HAD SEX
(_) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I BEEN FIRED
(X) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) BEEN ARRESTED
( ) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY
(_) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) SKIPPED SCHOol
(_) BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x) WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX


THIS IS LOVE





A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..





Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.





Guy: No, this is fun.





Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!





Guy: Then tell me you love me.





Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!








Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.





*Girl hugs him*








Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.








(In the paper the next day)








A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.





..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
********************************************


one night a father passed bye his sons bedroom and heard him praying "god bless mommy and daddy and grandma goodbye grandpa!" the man never thought much of this and was just happy he was praying! the next day his grandpa was found dead of a haert attack the father just thought it was a coincidence, that night his son was praying "god bless mommy and daddy goodbye grandma!" the next day the grandma was found dead that night the father decided to stand outside his sons room "godbless mommy goodbye daddy!" the man was really scared he stayed up all night and went to the doctors early the next morning to get a health check the doctor sed he was fine then he went home and his wife sed "thank god yor home honey! we could really use yor help the milkman was found dead on the porch!"