Tall big boobs and really hott


hey but i will still talk to you even though i am involved in a realationship

A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road…
*Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."
*Guy:"No, this is fun."
*Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
*Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
*Girl:"Fine, I love you...Now slow down!"
*Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*--Girl hugs him--
*Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."





Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived. guess which 1???


The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.











30 THINGZ GIRLZ WANT GUYZ TO KNOW



1. We WANT to be hugged alot





2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.





3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES!!!





4. Don't take us for granted.





5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.





6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!





7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.





8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.





9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...





10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!





11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes bc we love you.





12. Its not our job to make all the plans.





13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.





14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.





15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.





16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.








17. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)





18. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.





19. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!





20. The "little things" are really the biggest things





21. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".





22. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.





23. We're sensitive.....





24. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.





25. DON'T lie to us...EVER.





26. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.





27. Hold our hand.





28. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.





29. We like u to make the first move.





30. We love to be kisses...


A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him
if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once again he replied with a no.



She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty you're be auti ful . I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever, and i wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...





Life ain't promised to me and it ain't promised to you
Don't waste it - Live it to the full u dunno how long ur guna be here,
Appreciate the person u love to the fullest extent and beyond cos u never
 really know what you've got until its gone xx