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Ginger, and fit if your blind. guess what, i have ginger hair. and im ginger
oh did i say, im ginger
and im ginger
Guess what colour hair i have? ginger
its Ginger
put and x for all the things you have done:
[x] beend drunk
[ ] smoked pot
[x] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[x] been in a fist fight.
[ ] had a threesome
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[ ] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] played 'clue'.
[ ] been cheated on.
[ ] had a car.
[x] drove.
Do you...
[ ] hate yourself.
[ ] think you're attractive.
[ ] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[ ] listen to rock.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] like the color blue.
[ ] like the color yellow.
[ ] cyber.
[ ] claim.
[x] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.
Are you...
[x] bored.
[ ] bilingual
[x] a virgin.
[x] lazy.
[x] single.
[ ] taken.
[x] looking.
[ ] not looking.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] IMing someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[x] tired.
[x] sleepy.
[x] annoyed.
[x] hungry.
[x] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[ ] in your room.
[x] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[x] ticklish.
[ ] listening to music.
[ ] homophobic.
[ ] racist.
A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I LOOK THEN F**K OFF HOME