wats up every body im Steve King and i am a really good sportsmen love footy rugby chasing the women i love cars got me own i have a pic of it i dont really like cats cause me mates elergic to them and my mates are

[mallaz] me bestest m8 ever !!!!!!
[lick_ma_pussy] shes mint!!!
[bad cat] A BUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopefully if u talk to me then i can get more on that list i always drink i work in orfanidis a cypriot shop i can talk a bit of cypriot like
ena=1
theo=2
treea=3
desela=4
and bende=5

i know a few other words so if u want to know then ask me pleaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUESS WAT I AM A UNCLE AGAIN YAY!!!!

HERE IS A FEW JOKE 4 YER KK!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause it was flat breasted.

Why dont midfielders like going on planes? because they mite get put on the wings.

What happens to a bird when its run over by a lawnmower? it becomes shredded tweet.

What do u get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat? the miky baa kid.

Why did the cockerel cross the road? to show he wasn't chicken.

Why did the orange stop? it ran out of juice.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? flip flips.

Why cant a car play football? because it only has one boot.

What instrument does a skeleton play? the trombone.

Knock, knock
who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shellby coming round the mountain when she comes!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Granny.
Granny who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aren't you glad Granny's gone?

Doctor, docter i snore so loudly i keep
myself awake. what can i do?
sleep in another room

Doctor, doctor i think im a fly.
well, buzz off then

An englishman, an Irishman and a
Scotsman were all in the desert.
Suddenly, a genie came along and
granted them each a wish. The
scotsman asked for a glass of water and
the englishman asked to be back home.
The irishman asked for a car door,
wound down the window and said,
'phew, its hot in here!'

There were three boys, fuck off,
manners and shit, who all went on a
bike ride. shit fell off his bike and
manners stopped to help him, but fuck off
carried on round the corner and
bumped into a policeman.
'Whats your name?' asked the policeman.
'fuck off,' said the boy.
'Wheres your manners?' asked the
policeman angrily.
'round the corner, picking up shit,'
said the boy.

WELL THEY ARE ME JOKES HOPE YOU LIKE THEM I WAS BORED LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

was up!! everybody manu r the best!!!!! and sunderland stink !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is you support them then dont lol!!!!!!!!!!!!