HAVE YOU EVER
1) Dated one of your best friends: no
2) Loved/Liked: yes
3) Cried: yes
4) Drank alcohol: yes
5) Done drugs: no
6) Broken the law: yes
7) Broken a bone: no
8) Cheated on a test:no
9) Skinny dipped: no
10) Played Truth or Dare: yes
11) Ridden in a fire truck: yes
12) Come close to dying:no
13) burned yourself: yes but not on purpose
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yes
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: no
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: yes
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: no
18) Fell asleep while eating: yes
19) Met someone famous: yes
20) Been in a school play: ya
21) Cried in public: yup
22) Seen someone die: yea
23) been in a fist fight:yes
24) given someone a bruise: yes
25) gotten a bruise: yes
26) knocked somone out: no
27) been knocked out: no
28) flipped any vehicles: no but i did flip a 4 wheeler
29) cut someone: no
30) been cut: yes
31) burnt any buildings down: no
32) sex in public: no
33) mooned someone: yes
34) acted kidnapped in a car: no
35) flashed someone:yes
36) kissed an ass: no
37) blew something up: balloon lol
38) caught your yard on fire: yes part of it
39) threw a firecracker at someone: no
40) been in any wars: no
41) stayed up all night: yes
42) slept all day: yup
43) watched the sunrise: yes
44) rode a motorcycle: yes
45) driven a car: yes
46) wrecked a car: no
47) gotten a tity twister: no
48) given a tity twister: no
49) posed for a nude pic: no
50) been suspended: yea
51) been expelled: no
52) been arrested: no
53) been in jail: nope
54) Fallen for your best friend? no
55) Made out with JUST a friend? no
56) Been rejected? yup
57) Been in love? yea
58) Been in lust? yup
59) Used someone?no
60) Been used? yup
61) Been cheated on? yup
62) Done something you regret? ya
63) Considered a life of crime? no
64) Considered being a hooker? no! i dont think so
65) Considered being a pimp? no
66) Are you psycho? no
67) Split personalities? no
68) Schizophrenic? no
70) Obsessive? sometimes
71) Obsessive compulsive? a little
72) Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore? no
73) Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? no


X-i have
_-i haven't




A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE


AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID, "COLORED PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED IN HERE."


THE BLACK MAN REPLIED,


"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK,


WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK,


WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK,


WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK,


WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK,


AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK."


"BUT YOU SIR...


WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK,


WHEN YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GREEN,


WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOU'RE RED,


WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU TURN BLUE,


AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE,


AND YET, YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLORED."


THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.


PLEASE, COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP ERASE RACISM!!!!!





(X) BEEN DRUNK
(_) SMOKED POT
(X) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I RODE IN A TAXI
(_) HAD ANAL SEX
(X) BEEN IN LOVE
() HAD SEX
(_) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) BEEN DUMPED
(X) SHOPLIFTED
(_) I BEEN FIRED
(X) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) HAD A THREESOME
( ) SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
( ) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) BEEN ARRESTED
( ) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
( ) WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X)LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
( X) SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
( ) WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
( ) BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(X) EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(X) BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(X) BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(X) EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(X) BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
( ) CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

001: Name: joe
002: Nickname: bozo,neoofy,hobbit
003: Country of living: united kinkdom
004: Birthdate: 20/01/1987
005: height:n/a
006:Eye color: green
007: Shoesize: 11
008: School/work: college
009: You smoke: yep
010: Hobby's: swimming,rideing bikes,kayaking,sailing
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1brother
013: Piercing(s):none
014: Tattoo: none
015: Fave Country to go to: sark in channel islands
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: depends
017: Nicest person you met this year: Alia Honegger
018: Person you rather not have met this year: tony blair
019: Who would you like to meet: the late spike milligan
020: Who do you admire most: the late spike milligan

021: Most sexy person(s): n/a
022: Favorite pajamas: n/a
023: Favorite Car: auston 7
024: Favorite Movie(s): mel brooks
026: Favorite City(s):sydney
027: Favorite Plush: n/a
028: Favorite collone: n/a
029: Favoriete Magazine(s): nuts
030: Favorite sound: bird song
031: Favorite TV-series: simpsons
032: Favorite Writer: the late spike milligan

033: Favorite Nickname: bozo
034: What is on your mousepad: n/a
035: What all is under your bed: n/a
036: Favorite color/s: red
037: Favorite Song ever: tears in heaven
038: Favorite song at this moment: eveybody hurts
039: Favorite food: custard
040: Favorite class in school: workshop
041: Favorite drink: cider
042: Lucky number: 13
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: my hands
044: What deodorant do you use: linkx
045: Favorite shoes: sandles
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: n/a
047: What word(s) do you use most: owww
048: Most romantic moment in your life:kissing my g/f
049: Most embarassing moment in your life: dont no
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: outside
051: What do you do in the weekends: go out
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: math
053: Your Breakfast: n/a
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: tomatos, muhrooms, onions, and any kind of pepers
Pets: 2cats
057: Serious or funny: funny
058: Fast or slow: fast
060: Simple or complicated?: simple
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: cremated
062: Life or death: death:life
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late
064: Light or dark?: dark
065: Speak or Silence: speak
067: read the News paper: none
068: Hug or kiss: kiss
069: Happy or Sad: happy
071: Gig or Disco: disco
072: Left or Right: both
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: blonde
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: I all my family up there
076: You believe in reincarnation: no
077: You believe in Aliens: no
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: bugger
079: Does true love exist: yes
080: How many kids would you like to have: n/a
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: preps
082: Best feeling in the world?: a rush
083: Worst feeling in the world: breakin up with ur girl friend
084: What are you affraid of: dont no
085: Are you an emotional person: yes
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: yes
087: Your goal in life: to find the right girl and marry her
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: n/a
089: Favorite art: poetry
090: What mythical animal would you like to reincarnate: dragion
091: What is the most beautifull part on the female/male body:there eyes
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: moonlight
093:What do you think of Elftown: alsome
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: no
095: Where did you get this question list: my friend
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: alot of places
097: did you miss any questions on here: no



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